I hate my life.


On Contraception - HP -On ContraceptionOn Contraception - HP -
Perhaps since before the establishment of orderly civilization, young men and women alike have exploited areas of solitude and privacy, whether it be behind closed doors or under the shade of natural foliage, to sate their natural, carnal desires. However, despite these natural urges, methods to prevent accidental conception have changed and advanced over the centuries to become so convenient that one merely has to drink down a small sip of elixir. Moreover, despite this convenience, the unthinkable has happened within the hallowed halls of Hogwarts.
Unlike the more permissive Beauxbatons and Drumstr


Easter Surprise - SH Fanfic-"Holmes?"Easter Surprise - SH Fanfic-
"Yes, Watson?"
"Do you smell something rotten in our sitting room?"
"Yes, but it's merely the smog from--"
"No, I am quite certain that isn't it. It smells like...sulfur, but it's not coming from your chemistry set..."
"Leave my experiments alone! I say, the smell is coming from the outside--"
"Holmes! What on earth did you put in your drawer?!"
"What the devil are you talking about?"
"The smell! Quick, give me the key!"
"Watson, if this is your feeble attempt to take out your own cheque book for another..." &nb


Untold Memories -HP Spoilers-Ah, my dear Albus Dumbledore, it has been far too long!Untold Memories -HP Spoilers-
So it has.
I see you wavertsk! That wont do!
I was hoping we could reach an agreement without unnecessary violence.
Violence? Why? Am I not doing all of this for the greater good?
Grindelwald
Ha, so you come with fancies of making it into history! Oh, how times have changedimpedimenta!
It wasnt Azkaban, but it was just as cold, desolate, and lonely as any other prison. How long as it be


Crisis of the 20th CenturyThe day began as another glorious day full of pureblood supremacy and intrigue for Lucius Malfoy. He'd actually managed to get back into his wife's good graces after that whole incident with Draco and slept relatively well. It made the fact that his water was just a tad bit hotter than he wished less unbearable (not that the house elf responsible got away scot-free. He expected those iron burns wrapped for at least a week). But apart from the fiasco with the water that was .001 celsius too hot, everything that fresh winter morning went just as planned.Crisis of the 20th Century
When Narcissa made herself scarce of their bedroom, Lucius walked in and took
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"An eye for an eye, the whole world would go blind."
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"That's not very nice"
"No, but It's truthful!"
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He has the right to play god! [link]
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"Oh dear he's stuck up a tree again. Quick, get the stick."
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"Excellent!" I cried.
"Elementary," said he.
~ Watson and Holmes, The Crooked Man
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"Elementary, sir."
~ Wooster and Jeeves, The Cat-nappers
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